Articles Archive for 26 June 2006
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yeah I just read some more from Overplot, i can’t help it!!
[Near NYU]
Guy: But you’re my Asian…
Girl: I don’t know. You haven’t been feeding me lately.
Guy: You’re not a Tamagatchi!
Girl: Maybe I am.
Chick #1: NYU is taking over the city. Soon they’re gonna have to
start calling it “New York” City.
Chick #2: It’s already called New York City!
Tour chick: Have you been to Ground Zero yet?
Teen girl: You mean the club?
Girl: How do you like NYU so far?
Guy: I like it a lot.
Girl: So, are you at least bi-curious yet?
Hipster girl: …
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I found an awesome map, it satisfy my apperciation of maps and comedy – it’s Overplot, which is a mashup of Overheard in New York. It is the funniest thing ever! I only read very few but here’s some that cracks me up:
[Union Square]
Guy on cell: Hi honey, what trendy little shithole will we be dining at tonight?
Woman: I don’t care how fucking amazing it is, it’s a mousetrap. I don’t need to see it.
Wheelbo: Can anyone help me out? Anyone? Can anyone help me out with a hundred …
Personal »
I know I know, I shouldn’t drink, I have been drinking more and less everyday since Friday. But I can’t resist when I saw Lychee Sake on the menu! It tasted awesome too! I didn’t feel much until when I get home, I got a little woozy and bang myself to the handle of the slide door in the shower. Needless to say my shoulder is now all mess up, blood in the shower, down the drain, like a scene from Psycho~
A lesson learned – no showering when …
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