This week I have been attacked by library lion, roaches, bubbles and now blue liquid mercury! I have no idea who I pissed off in dreamland where I got all different sort of nightmares every night.

I was rushed into a subway, I think it’s the 6th Ave trains N or R. Most of the seat has been taken so I was forced to stand. I have to hold on to one of the pole and I made a disgustingly discovery that i got something sticky on my fingers as a result! It wasn’t gum or anything regular disgusting thing but liquid mercury, kind of like Terminator 2 except it’s not silver but shiny deep blue. It is “alive” and covering up a better part of my hand. At the same time I felt really sick because it is poisonous after all! I needed to sit down but there’s no where to sit. I was in this awkward position where I was sliding down onto the floor. Finally one really nice Korean lady said, “you need to sit down!” She cleared up her bags and left me sit next to her.

I was desperately trying to get that thing off my hand by wiping it off with tissue, scraping it off and washing it off with bottle of water. Actually the water made it worst, now it’s dripping! It dripped on my feet and now it’s covering up my feet as well. It also gives off this chemical smell that make people sick. It made people’s faces turn gray. The Korean lady next to me was the first who turned gray, but she still trying to help me. Two cops passes by and was trying to help too but nothing can stop those liquid mercury!

Eventually guess what get rid of it? This is gonna sound like a commercial – bounty paper towel! LOL, apparently it absorbs everything including mutated liquid mercury! I dunno why people would carry a roll of bounty on the subway, but someone did and I got a handful of them to get rid the liquid mercury. Once the paper towel touches the mercury, it looks as if the mercury was eating the paper towel because the paper towel immediately “melted” and got absorbed. But soon afterward the mercury was shrinking and solidify into gum and fell on the floor.

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